I woke up today with a start and a plan. I had planned out my whole day, and it was going to be GOOD! I was going to wear my favorite outfit and look cute and kick ass and take names and ace a test. Well, the universe obviously heard me thinking this way and went "lol, no."
Here is what made my day such utter shit:
-I had cramps the whole day. Just imagine them in the background of the rest of this stuff.
-Circling the parking lot for HALF AN HOUR looking for a spot. All because one of my friends wanted Burger King. SEE IF I EVER GET YOU CHICKEN FRIES AGAIN.
-When I did get a spot, it was fifteen rows back.
-After classes, I trudged to my car. And did a double-take. Because you know what? My front right wheel cover was missing. It was off. It was NOT off when I left the car. So it'd been stolen. Yep! SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING WHEEL COVER.
-The commute home took almost twice as long as normal, due to pouring rain and stopped traffic. On a side street. Because there was a big truck moving from one driveway to another. And all the drivers behind me got mad and I didn't even know what was going on! SHUT UP, OTHER DRIVERS. :|
-I got home and was advised to chill. So I lay on a couch and watched my brother play Saints Row. But the couch is old and gave me a splinter. A huge one. A big ol' chunk of wood in my finger. Naturally, I wanted the thing out, so I went upstairs to the bathroom and pried it from my hand.
-On the way back from the bathroom, I slipped and fell down the stairs.
After all that, I deigned to lay down and not move ever again.
(My terrible day, however, turned AWESOME because I found a recording of the entire Decemberists show that I just attended in NYC.)
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