The scene: Concert Choir rehearsal. Our Heroine (hereafter referred to as Alto)'s nose itches, so she casually scratches it in what she believed was an inconspicuous fashion. A minute or so later, she looks over to the basses section and catches the eye of her beau (hereafter referred to as Bass).
Bass: I saw you.
Alto: Saw me what?
Bass touches his nose.
Alto: Uh, whatever.
Bass mimes shoving his finger up his nose.
Alto sputters furiously.
The Conductor asks for quiet.
"Pick me a winner," mouths Bass.
Alto glares.
Bass pretends to pick his nose again, yet much more violently, then grins.
Alto: You're an asshole.
Bass: You're adorable!
Alto shoots an even nastier glare at Bass.
....
Choir goes on. Alto watches as the entire bass and tenor sections simultaneously jizz in their pants over a soprano's solo. After practice is over:
Bass: Hey, hot stuff.
Alto, still miffed over the nose thing, says "So, you want to powerfuck that soprano, huh?"
Bass: Dude, anything with a penis wants to fuck that soprano. But don't worry, it's SNOT a problem.
Alto:....
Bass gives Alto a huge, huge grin.
Alto: /facepalm.
SCENE.
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