I saw a friend walk by in the halls today. In my mind, I thought, "I'll call him bro! No, wait, I'll call him homie! Wait, no, bro! No no, homie!"
What came out: "Hey, homo!"
...My brain and my mouth should really get to know each other sometime.
About Me
- Beth
- Most people think in thoughts. I think in books. If I get up from a table, my mind says, "She excused herself from the table." Every thought in my head is being compiled into one gigantic novel. It's unbelievable. If I have writer's block, I think in tweets.
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